After we collided

Year of release : 2020

 

Run time : 1h45min

 

Genre : Drama / Melodrama

 

Cast : Josephine Langford, Hero Fiennes Tiffin, Rob Estes

 

 

This movie is based on a book by Anna Todd which used to be fan fiction about Harry Styles,of One Direction,on the internet,just like 50 Shades is a fan fiction of Twilight.

 

This is the sequel to the movie After, which was bad,but it felt not as bad.

 

The movie starts with a narration from the male lead,and I don’t like how he does it. I don’t know if its a real accent but I hate it,and I like the English accent.

 

Then the movie moves to Tessa not wanting to see the guy again,but calls him when she gets drunk at a club where she is with her boss and co-workers. He gets to her hotel room,just like the stalker in 50 Shades by tracing her phone. They have s3x. And that’s how they are back together now.

 

She is 19 but she works for a publishing house,and gets promoted in two weeks - we know this because the action takes place around Christmas and New Year's Eve.

She doesn’t seem to be working much,but she’s apparently the best they’ve got. Deja vu,anyone? Cough,50 shades !

 

I hate how once again,just like in 50 Shades ,everybody effing likes her!! Every effing man!

 

The only thing I liked about the movie was the green dress the leading actress wore at the Christmas party.

 

The actor who plays his father in the first one is replaced with Rob Estes.

 

The male actors were unattractive. The lead actor didn’t have a good body nor a good face. He was full of ugly tattoos. Her ex her mother wanted her to be with,was unattractive too. The only ones who looked good were the step brother,the father of Harden,Tessa’s boss, and the co-worker in glasses .

 

The movie feels like a movie about nothing. I can’t believe the books people read today,the books called best-sellers and the movies based on them. This movie felt like a 50 Shades of Gray rip-off not a One Direction fan fic. It felt to have followed all the steps.

 

I didn’t like the music. The s3x scenes were the worst I’ve seen ,worse than in 50 Shades,- when I watched 50 Shades, I was laughing watching the s3x scenes-,these ones just bored me! They are shot only from the shoulders up,only in one scene they show the guy’s naked b@tt,and her underwear in another. She is poor but she wears Victoria’s Secret. Those don’t come cheap.

 

The lead actress looks a bit chubby,the golden dress everybody says she looks amazing in,makes her look big and is ugly. She also walks like a man.

 

Her mother is a biatch. His mother is nice,and still dresses like a teenager. I noticed this in a lot of movies.

 

The movie is available on Netflix.

 

Rating : The Horror ,The Horror !